Spoke 2.0 · In season · NFL regular week 1
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Held Monday, September 7, 2026 at 5:05 PM. Every pick, and what it cost against the board.
196 picks over 14 rounds, measured against the board they came off.
Open the board, the value table and every team’s review — or wait for the season to finish, when the same picks get graded on what they actually did.
snake · 14 rounds. Career record to date beside each slot.
| Slot | Manager | Team | Yrs | Titles | Playoffs | Win % | Best season |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1.01 | Chuck | Special Cousin | 7 | — | 2 | 52.6% | 1,917 |
| 2.01 | Patrick | JYD | 10 | — | 4 | 54.0% | 1,610 |
| 3.01 | Gage | Ragweed | 10 | 4 | 7 | 54.7% | 1,689 |
| 4.01 | Cameron | Grandma’s Cooking | 10 | 1 | 4 | 49.6% | 1,586 |
| 5.01 | Brandon | Electrical Substation | 10 | — | 4 | 48.9% | 1,594 |
| 6.01 | Alex | Dallas Disrespecter | 6 | — | 2 | 44.6% | 1,541 |
| 7.01 | Jaime | Lindsay Clancy | 10 | — | 3 | 46.0% | 1,554 |
| 8.01 | Ryan | Rosehill Roofing | 10 | 1 | 4 | 50.4% | 1,705 |
| 9.01 | Dylan | Boaklawn Kangaroo | 4 | 1 | 2 | 55.4% | 1,620 |
| 10.01 | Brandt | The Snail | 10 | — | 1 | 38.1% | 1,545 |
| 11.01 | Jonny | All Madden | 10 | 1 | 5 | 51.1% | 1,699 |
| 12.01 | Joseph | 𓄿𓏠𓏏𓄣𓏤 | 8 | 1 | 3 | 54.9% | 1,644 |
| 13.01 | Jeff | Da Motha fuckin X Factor | 10 | — | 2 | 51.1% | 1,773 |
| 14.01 | Chad | Mayfield Mob | 10 | 1 | 5 | 47.5% | 1,689 |
Slot 1 picks first in odd rounds and last in even ones. Order is read live from Sleeper at build time, so it reflects the last deploy — if it changes before draft day, the page needs rebuilding.
Ten years of first-round picks, by where they were made.
| Slot | 2026 | Picks | Value vs slot | Hit rate | Best it ever did |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1.01 | Chuck | 10 | -15.9 | 0.0% | Christian McCaffrey · 2022 |
| 2.01 | Patrick | 10 | -0.8 | 10.0% | Christian McCaffrey · 2023 |
| 3.01 | Gage | 10 | -13.2 | 10.0% | Austin Ekeler · 2022 |
| 4.01 | Cameron | 10 | -6.3 | 20.0% | Ja'Marr Chase · 2024 |
| 5.01 | Brandon | 10 | -4.3 | 20.0% | Todd Gurley · 2018 |
| 6.01 | Alex | 10 | -23.0 | 30.0% | Jonathan Taylor · 2021 |
| 7.01 | Jaime | 10 | -8.9 | 30.0% | Michael Thomas · 2019 |
| 8.01 | Ryan | 10 | -7.9 | 30.0% | Antonio Brown · 2017 |
| 9.01 | Dylan | 10 | -6.8 | 20.0% | Derrick Henry · 2020 |
| 10.01 | Brandt | 10 | -0.1 | 20.0% | Christian McCaffrey · 2025 |
| 11.01 | Jonny | 10 | -13.1 | 60.0% | CeeDee Lamb · 2023 |
| 12.01 | Joseph | 10 | -10.7 | 30.0% | Le'Veon Bell · 2017 |
| 13.01 | Jeff | 6since 2020 | +1.2 | 33.3% | Jahmyr Gibbs · 2024 |
| 14.01 | Chad | 6since 2020 | -3.9 | 33.3% | Davante Adams · 2020 |
Value is how far a pick finished from what that slot usually returns, so zero is par rather than good. A hit is a pick that finished at or above where it was taken. The top of the round has been the worst place to be: the 1.01 has gone ten times and hit not once. Slots 13 and 14 have only existed since the league went to fourteen managers in 2020, so they are judged on six drafts rather than ten.
How long since each manager last won one.
| Manager | Titles | Last one | The wait |
|---|---|---|---|
| Patrick | — | never | |
| Brandon | — | never | |
| Jaime | — | never | |
| Alex | — | never | |
| Brandt | — | never | |
| Jeff | 1 | 2013 | |
| Chuck | 1 | 2015 | |
| Ryan | 1 | 2018 | |
| Cameron | 1 | 2019 | |
| Joseph | 1 | 2020 | |
| Chad | 1 | 2021 | |
| Jonny | 2 | 2022 | |
| Dylan | 1 | 2023 | |
| Gage | 4 | 2025 |
Counted to 2026. Includes the NFL.com years, where only the champion survives — so a title from 2013 still stops the clock. 5 of the 14 managers going into this season have never won one. Average 7.4 years of waiting apiece.
Records, and how much of each one was deserved.
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